To sum up today.... success, with a bit of "now what" thrown in...
I bench tested the wiper assembly today, with good results. The whole reason I did this is because whenever I turned the wipers on, my main 25A fuse would blow after the wipers moved a little bit.
I hooked up a test light to a car battery and tested out the wiper switch contacts, and everything seemed to be okay since the test light lit up at the right place on switch position. So the switch looks good as a result.
Now to bench test the whole thing. I thought this was an okay way to do it....
- I wired up a wire with a 10A inline fuse, and that went from the battery to the switch.
- I then wired up the switch in the proper configuration, from the motor to the switch.
- I connected a ground wire from the battery and grounded it against the frame of the wiper assembly.
I then pulled the switch to the first "Low" position. Lo and behold, the wipers work smoothly. Then the second position "High", they go faster as expected. The last position pulled was the "wash' function. I didn't have the pump hooked up, so that was benign, but at least the wipers still moved on High. I changed the 10A fuse for a 5A, and it still worked. So in no way from what I can tell, is it drawing a ton of power to the motor.
The cables and lobes were cleaned, and given a new smear of grease. That seemed to quiet them down, and made it move a bit smoother. Or, maybe it was just in my head

The posts seemed to move nice and easy on their shafts as well. I didn't take anything else apart, why wreck it when it's working.
I did take a short 40 second video of the wipers moving, but I don't think I can post videos here, or I don't know how. Not that important, people know what wipers look like.
So, it appears that I have an underhood short somewhere. I will have to see what I can find when the wipers go back in. I didn't see any arcing or marking on the wires themselves and the sleeving looks fine tfrom the motor to the switch (no pinches or anything). I have a feeling something is touching where the switch resides, but that is yet to be seen.