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 Post subject: Politically correct season's greeting
PostPosted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:55 pm 
Haha, I just built a W24 Octo-Turbo, now what?!
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"From us ("the wishors") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee"):

Please accept without obligation, explicit or implicit, our best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practice
of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious
or secular traditions.

Please also accept, under aforesaid waiver of obligation on your part,
our best wishes for a financially successful, personally fulfilling
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of this calendar
year of the Common Era, but with due respect for the calendars of all
cultures or sects, and for the race, creed, colour, age, physical
ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary
preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you acknowledge that:

This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal at the
wishor's discretion.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of
the wishor are acknowledged.

This greeting implies no warranty on the part of the wishors to
fulfill these wishes, nor any ability of the wishors to do so, merely
a beneficent hope on the part of the wishors that they in fact occur.

This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or
the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in
certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wishors.

This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first.

The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wishor.

Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas",
"Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or
fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from
them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any
referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged."

If you've got this far, congratulations and MERRY XMAS!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:42 am 
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I read the description of the people...then the end.
Merry Christmas!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:17 pm 
Haha, I just built a W24 Octo-Turbo, now what?!
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best non-denominational greetings of the beginning of winter season (in the northern hemisphere)

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 Post subject: Merry Christmas from NB!
PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:25 pm 
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Location: Caraquet NB
Merry Christmas everyone!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:27 pm 
Haha, I just built a W24 Octo-Turbo, now what?!
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Location: Eating tofu and legumes in my hippie shack
Yeah, Merry Christmas to all on this board!
A big thanks to those who have helped me out in this past year with my car.....whether in helping me out with parts, or turning a wrench...it is greatly appreciated!
Cheers,
Greg

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